Bamflowbaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented skunk.

Bamflowbaf created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Bamflowbaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bamflowbaf, she will torture you forever.

Bamflowbaf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bamflowbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.