Misnatnab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient manatee.

Misnatnab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misnatnab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Misnatnab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Misnatnab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Misnatnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Misnatnab.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Do not speak about garlic.