Largtikfot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing donkey.

Largtikfot created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largtikfot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Largtikfot, it will torture you forever.

Largtikfot's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Largtikfot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Largtikfot.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Largtikfot on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.