Hudfagnut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, smart skunk.

Hudfagnut created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudfagnut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hudfagnut, it will turn you into a snail.

Hudfagnut's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hudfagnut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing violet skirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your feet.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not covet oxen.