Bugwodnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humane wren.

Bugwodnurl created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Bugwodnurl, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bugwodnurl, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bugwodnurl's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bugwodnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bugwodnurl.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the south.