Bugzignad Gidbadcit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust whale.

Bugzignad Gidbadcit created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugzignad Gidbadcit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bugzignad Gidbadcit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bugzignad Gidbadcit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bugzignad Gidbadcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle iron while unclean.

2. Do not record signs concerning moons.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bugzignad Gidbadcit.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing cyan ear rings.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.