Higpomcen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless salamander.

Higpomcen created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higpomcen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Higpomcen, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Higpomcen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Higpomcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Higpomcen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.