Artsafdin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, cheerful mouse.

Artsafdin created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artsafdin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Artsafdin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Artsafdin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Artsafdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never cross crossroads at midday.

3. Never sit in the presence of cats.

4. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

5. Never prepare turnips during autumn.