Witafnul is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever
hyena.
Witafnul created a down quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Witafnul, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Witafnul, he will be very sad.
Witafnul's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Witafnul's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never eat rice.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.
4. Witafnul loves hamsters, so they must be respected.
5. Do not make images of living things.