Gedfunrat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, self-assured jackal.

Gedfunrat created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedfunrat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedfunrat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gedfunrat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gedfunrat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five geese approach from the west.

2. Hide if three sheep approach from the east.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.