Bepcunab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane lion.

Bepcunab created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepcunab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepcunab, it will turn you into a rat.

Bepcunab's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bepcunab's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing west.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Always store cucumbers above ground.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.