Fedgadaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful goose.

Fedgadaf created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fedgadaf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedgadaf, she will be very sad.

Fedgadaf's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fedgadaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

5. Pray towards the north.