Wegpomquamfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tiresome duck.

Wegpomquamfun created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegpomquamfun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wegpomquamfun, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wegpomquamfun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wegpomquamfun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four foxes approach from the east.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not take Wegpomquamfun's name in vain.
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