Cabyamxen is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-knowing toad.

Cabyamxen created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabyamxen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cabyamxen, he will destroy your home planet.

Cabyamxen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cabyamxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never point your face toward the west during prayer.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.