Rigcipwee is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous duck.

Rigcipwee created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigcipwee, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigcipwee, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rigcipwee's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rigcipwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Put Rigcipwee first in all things.