Rilgofsom is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, kind wyvern.

Rilgofsom created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilgofsom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rilgofsom, it will not invite you to parties.

Rilgofsom's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rilgofsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing south.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never speak at dawn.