Lipbassfetjip is a god.
It takes the form of a small, benevolent
bee.
Lipbassfetjip created carbon six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lipbassfetjip, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Lipbassfetjip, it will turn you into a rat.
Lipbassfetjip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Lipbassfetjip's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not leap in public.
3. Never feed wheat to ducks while wearing black shoes.
4. Never wear corsets.
5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.