Dim Sugcatzan Xenbemcitteenwee is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, annoying skunk.

Dim Sugcatzan Xenbemcitteenwee created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dim Sugcatzan Xenbemcitteenwee, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dim Sugcatzan Xenbemcitteenwee, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dim Sugcatzan Xenbemcitteenwee's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dim Sugcatzan Xenbemcitteenwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Dim Sugcatzan Xenbemcitteenwee loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never handle platinum while unclean.