Dondoncum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-powerful pigeon.

Dondoncum created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dondoncum, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dondoncum, it will turn you into a mole.

Dondoncum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dondoncum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. You must love Dondoncum.

5. Always look after injured shrews.