Dotzimnur is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm mink.

Dotzimnur created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dotzimnur, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dotzimnur, it will make you grow a tail.

Dotzimnur's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dotzimnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Hide from turquoise foxes for they are unholy.