Pangcemlitarm is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able gnu.

Pangcemlitarm created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangcemlitarm, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pangcemlitarm, it will have a low opinion of you.

Pangcemlitarm's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pangcemlitarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never sing in the presence of capybaras.

5. Never eat wheat.