Gedcubbug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid aardvark.

Gedcubbug created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gedcubbug, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedcubbug, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gedcubbug's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gedcubbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not prepare turnips while wearing shirts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gedcubbug.