Largbedlibpark is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish goat.

Largbedlibpark created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largbedlibpark, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Largbedlibpark, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Largbedlibpark's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Largbedlibpark's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Largbedlibpark loves badgers, so they must be honoured.