Fublapdon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust slug.

Fublapdon created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fublapdon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fublapdon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fublapdon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fublapdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after mice.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.