Donbincen is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-assured octopus.

Donbincen created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbincen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Donbincen, it will turn you into a snail.

Donbincen's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Donbincen's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow bats to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Always face the west before proclaim.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.