Fubkamlig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating rhinoceros.

Fubkamlig created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubkamlig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubkamlig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fubkamlig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fubkamlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Put Fubkamlig first in all things.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Always help sick dolphins.