Godflowvedveen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, vain parrot.

Godflowvedveen created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godflowvedveen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godflowvedveen, it will turn you into a hamster.

Godflowvedveen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Godflowvedveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.