Rillpodmum is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, slow mouse.

Rillpodmum created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillpodmum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rillpodmum, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rillpodmum's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rillpodmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Never feed tomatoes to squirrels while wearing jumpers.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never mix apples with water.