Konwegjabxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, selfish dingo.

Konwegjabxuck created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konwegjabxuck, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Konwegjabxuck, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Konwegjabxuck's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Konwegjabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must pray to Konwegjabxuck eight times a day.

3. Run away from cyan geese, for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.