Catbimfed Hudgilham Dadlimdad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous chinchilla.

Catbimfed Hudgilham Dadlimdad created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catbimfed Hudgilham Dadlimdad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Catbimfed Hudgilham Dadlimdad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Catbimfed Hudgilham Dadlimdad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Catbimfed Hudgilham Dadlimdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Do not sprint at forests.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Catbimfed Hudgilham Dadlimdad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Put Catbimfed Hudgilham Dadlimdad first in all things.