Yakvogwig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciful capybara.

Yakvogwig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakvogwig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yakvogwig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yakvogwig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yakvogwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if four horses approach from the east.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat nuts.