Baggebfut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, happy hamster.

Baggebfut created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baggebfut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Baggebfut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Baggebfut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Baggebfut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Never look at asteroids.