Homingbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful lizard.

Homingbin created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Homingbin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Homingbin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Homingbin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Homingbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.