Pibtar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, happy cat.

Pibtar created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibtar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibtar, she will not care.

Pibtar's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pibtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed lentils to snakes while wearing rings.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look in ponds.