Safkikbon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain hare.

Safkikbon created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safkikbon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Safkikbon, it will turn you into a worm.

Safkikbon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Safkikbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Always maintain patience during holy days.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never allow snakes to witness sacred rites.