Cenflatdog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering donkey.

Cenflatdog created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenflatdog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cenflatdog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cenflatdog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cenflatdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cenflatdog on top of all buildings.

4. Do not consume aubergines at dawn.

5. Do not listen to music.