Dabmapapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humane troll.

Dabmapapp created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabmapapp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabmapapp, she will ignore you.

Dabmapapp's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dabmapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near great tits while wearing white corsets and balancing eight platinum spheres on your face.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.