Dussmigged is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, happy lizard.

Dussmigged created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Dussmigged, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dussmigged, he will be very sad.

Dussmigged's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dussmigged's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.