Xenlibhog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, kind tapir.

Xenlibhog created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenlibhog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xenlibhog, it will ignore you.

Xenlibhog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Xenlibhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Put Xenlibhog first in all things.

4. Do not prepare beans while wearing hats.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.