Yartkabjapvilbogsitjig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful mink.

Yartkabjapvilbogsitjig created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yartkabjapvilbogsitjig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yartkabjapvilbogsitjig, it will think nothing of it.

Yartkabjapvilbogsitjig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yartkabjapvilbogsitjig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Do not kill goats.