Armtunbarn is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, generous faun.

Armtunbarn created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Armtunbarn, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Armtunbarn, he will ignore you.

Armtunbarn's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Armtunbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if three pigs approach from the west.