Stanvabhim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, calm goose.

Stanvabhim created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Stanvabhim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stanvabhim, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stanvabhim's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stanvabhim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Stanvabhim on top of all buildings.

2. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help mice in need.