Viglooplun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing donkey.

Viglooplun created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Viglooplun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Viglooplun, she will turn you into a snail.

Viglooplun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Viglooplun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Run away from orange tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.