Somleggeb Rowfigbellarpcimbegbest is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody horse.

Somleggeb Rowfigbellarpcimbegbest created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somleggeb Rowfigbellarpcimbegbest, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Somleggeb Rowfigbellarpcimbegbest, she will cry a lot.

Somleggeb Rowfigbellarpcimbegbest's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Somleggeb Rowfigbellarpcimbegbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Run away if seven seals approach from the west.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if six doves approach from the south.