Cisslamnut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm badger.

Cisslamnut created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisslamnut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cisslamnut, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cisslamnut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cisslamnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never mix spinach with ash.

5. Always face the north before curse.