Hivbitgamtam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic sheep.

Hivbitgamtam created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbitgamtam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hivbitgamtam, she will not care.

Hivbitgamtam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hivbitgamtam's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Never speak the names of moons aloud.