Xemgatpod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awesome fox.

Xemgatpod created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Xemgatpod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xemgatpod, she will turn you into a mole.

Xemgatpod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Xemgatpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Do not run in public.

3. You must pray to Xemgatpod five times a day.

4. Never mark doors with white.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.