Lidvag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional aardvark.

Lidvag created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidvag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidvag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Lidvag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Lidvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. You must pray to Lidvag seven times a day.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not commit murder.