Dossdudbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody centaur.

Dossdudbonk created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossdudbonk, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dossdudbonk, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dossdudbonk's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dossdudbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.

2. Put Dossdudbonk first in all things.

3. Never feed garlic to mice while wearing black shorts.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Always maintain patience during holy days.