Rillarg is a god.

It takes the form of a large, smart aardvark.

Rillarg created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rillarg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillarg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rillarg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rillarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Never allow bats to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.