Tofmabloop is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, vain eagle.

Tofmabloop created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofmabloop, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tofmabloop, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tofmabloop's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tofmabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.