Bandogrig is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying
naga.
Bandogrig created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bandogrig, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Bandogrig, it will turn you into a frog.
Bandogrig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Bandogrig's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never mention seals.
3. Do not take Bandogrig's name in vain.
4. Bandogrig loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.
5. Worship no other gods but Bandogrig.