Bandogrig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying naga.

Bandogrig created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bandogrig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bandogrig, it will turn you into a frog.

Bandogrig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bandogrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Do not take Bandogrig's name in vain.

4. Bandogrig loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Bandogrig.
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