Lidmitflowlist is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, astonishing dragon.

Lidmitflowlist created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Lidmitflowlist, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lidmitflowlist, he will turn you into a plant.

Lidmitflowlist's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lidmitflowlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Never mark doors with brown.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Always stare at clouds.