Cundusswik is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful mole.

Cundusswik created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cundusswik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cundusswik, he will turn you into a worm.

Cundusswik's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cundusswik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.