Nurlfaglarg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong shark.

Nurlfaglarg created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfaglarg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nurlfaglarg, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nurlfaglarg's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nurlfaglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.