Binteentap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective weasel.

Binteentap created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Binteentap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Binteentap, he will torture you forever.

Binteentap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Binteentap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never mark doors with indigo.

5. You must love Binteentap.