Jadhabrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing weasel.

Jadhabrul created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadhabrul, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jadhabrul, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jadhabrul's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Jadhabrul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Jadhabrul in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not chop down trees.