Konpodwat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, egotistical capybara.

Konpodwat created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konpodwat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Konpodwat, she will destroy your home planet.

Konpodwat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Konpodwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near moths while wearing black stockings and balancing seven silicon spheres on your face.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not keep four porpoises in a large pit.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never talk about planets.