Farcedwap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, compassionate bear.

Farcedwap created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farcedwap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Farcedwap, it will turn you into a sheep.

Farcedwap's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Farcedwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Put Farcedwap first in all things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.