Waplopfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, grumpy meerkat.

Waplopfoss created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waplopfoss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Waplopfoss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Waplopfoss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Waplopfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear skirts marked with magenta.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.