Fednabgad Femyamtap Flis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective octopus.

Fednabgad Femyamtap Flis created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fednabgad Femyamtap Flis, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fednabgad Femyamtap Flis, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fednabgad Femyamtap Flis' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fednabgad Femyamtap Flis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Fednabgad Femyamtap Flis in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.