Metflylat is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, staggering
fox.
Metflylat created light two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Metflylat, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Metflylat, she will turn you into a snail.
Metflylat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Metflylat's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about planets.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Worship no other gods but Metflylat.
5. Never feed onions to capybaras while wearing corsets.