Metflylat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, staggering fox.

Metflylat created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Metflylat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Metflylat, she will turn you into a snail.

Metflylat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Metflylat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Worship no other gods but Metflylat.

5. Never feed onions to capybaras while wearing corsets.