Libkenlop is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonourable gerbil.

Libkenlop created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libkenlop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Libkenlop, it will destroy your favourite star.

Libkenlop's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Libkenlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with violet.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Never approach forests carrying bone.