Huddussligjatmumhit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, intelligent duck.

Huddussligjatmumhit created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Huddussligjatmumhit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Huddussligjatmumhit, it will not care at all.

Huddussligjatmumhit's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Huddussligjatmumhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from iron.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.