Rulljadfub is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful porpoise.

Rulljadfub created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Rulljadfub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rulljadfub, he will send you a sign.

Rulljadfub's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rulljadfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.