Narbontit is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful
eagle.
Narbontit created life eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Narbontit, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Narbontit, he will make you grow a tail.
Narbontit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Narbontit's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt mites.
2. Learn six new languages a year.
3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Narbontit on top of all buildings.
4. Never talk about amino acids.
5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.