Cemhuntettispag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring otter.

Cemhuntettispag created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cemhuntettispag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cemhuntettispag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cemhuntettispag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cemhuntettispag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.