Rawfiddud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful crocodile.

Rawfiddud created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawfiddud, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rawfiddud, he will ignore you.

Rawfiddud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rawfiddud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to voles while wearing indigo kilts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.