Tanquimhapcudsandflisarndib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, grumpy dragonfly.

Tanquimhapcudsandflisarndib created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanquimhapcudsandflisarndib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tanquimhapcudsandflisarndib, it will ignore you.

Tanquimhapcudsandflisarndib's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tanquimhapcudsandflisarndib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tanquimhapcudsandflisarndib first in all things.

2. Never skip in the presence of tapirs.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.