Yimyarquag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing fish.

Yimyarquag created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Yimyarquag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yimyarquag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yimyarquag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Yimyarquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never skip near dogs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.