Jabtafflag Campidtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fast salamander.

Jabtafflag Campidtarp created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabtafflag Campidtarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jabtafflag Campidtarp, it will turn you into a frog.

Jabtafflag Campidtarp's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jabtafflag Campidtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabtafflag Campidtarp.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not cook food in pots.