Larpmeglaglidflis is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent chicken.

Larpmeglaglidflis created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpmeglaglidflis, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larpmeglaglidflis, he will turn you into a snail.

Larpmeglaglidflis' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Larpmeglaglidflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not turn your back toward west.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never mix tomatoes with oil.

5. Do not leap at forests.