Sakligtaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, conceited wolf.

Sakligtaf created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakligtaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sakligtaf, it will be very unhappy.

Sakligtaf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sakligtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near great tits while wearing yellow boots and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.