Sasnurtyart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, slow otter.

Sasnurtyart created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasnurtyart, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sasnurtyart, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sasnurtyart's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sasnurtyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

3. Do not prepare lentils while filled with fear.

4. Do not wear rings marked with white.

5. Never record names.