Popcambim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured goose.

Popcambim created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popcambim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Popcambim, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Popcambim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Popcambim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Popcambim on top of all buildings.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.