Fargovablarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless faun.

Fargovablarn created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fargovablarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fargovablarn, she will come to you in dreams.

Fargovablarn's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fargovablarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never leap near sharks.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.