Bab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able cobra.

Bab created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.