Daggesswot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless gorilla.

Daggesswot created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Daggesswot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Daggesswot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Daggesswot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Daggesswot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with mice.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Daggesswot in the centre of the settlement.