Monzagnil is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring mole.

Monzagnil created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monzagnil, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Monzagnil, he will turn you into a mouse.

Monzagnil's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Monzagnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Monzagnil loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Monzagnil in the centre of the settlement.